Every Friday, I’m planning to hit you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.
For today’s face-rocking covers, I’ll put the spotlight on Hollywood’s newest bad-ass franchise players: the Transformers! These are 6 covers from the 1984 Transformers series from Marvel:
OK. Man vs. Machine. Duel to the death. Hmm… I’ll have to give this one to the dude made of FREAKIN’ METAL.
Oh noes! Savage Seacons (WTF?!) assaulting a hot redhead in a bikini! Swim, hot chick! SWIM!
“Amazing” eh? I bet Optimus Prime was high when he sent the Micromasters to go against a giant purple monster. Optimus Prime: “Hey. Hey, little guys! You guys go get that freakin’ purple giant monster! (to Bumblebee) Shit, dude. This is gonna be awesome! Amirite? Huh? AMIRITE?!”
At first glance, you’ll think that the Autobots are scared of the samurai dude who’s about to give them a taste of his sweet sword. But then you’ll realize that these dudes are giant freakin’ robots who can turn into cars and dinosaurs. They’re just probably awesomed by the samurai dude’s stupidity.
“Cosmic Carnival”? More like cosmic CLUSTERFUCK. Boo-yah!
Kids. About to jump off a plank. In space.
The Transformers rock face. Seriously.
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