Dating Websites

One thing I’ll never understand is dating websites…  I’ve spoken with a lot of my friends about this lately and no one seems to be willing to actually use one…  It’s interesting because every five minutes I see a commercial for E-harmony.com or Chemistry.com or some other annoying site with several overly happy couples that claim it was “love at first sight” or “love at first  email/chat/phone call” (puke).   What a joke…  All I can think of is if you really did meet the “person of your dreams” on one of these sites, what would you tell your kids, grandkids, or… i dunno,  your parents?

You:Yea Mom and Dad I met on E-harmony and she’s great!  You are going to love her.

Mom:Well son, how long have you been together?

You: Mom we’ve been together for like 2 years duh.  She just lives five states away so we haven’t met in person yet.  It’s OK though because Dr. Neil Clark Warren from E-harmony matched us up perfectly based on the 29 personality dimensions.

Mom: Uh… Do you have a picture?

You: Yea from when she was 13 but she says that her digital camera is broken so she doesn’t have any pictures of herself from the past 8 years.  She’s perfect though, Mom!

Yea… that’s how I imagine it going.  So there are also other dating sites that I find oh so amusing. For instance, the wonderful, Asianpromise.com, millionairematch.com, and romanceontheside.com.  But I think my most favorite has to be http://farmersonly.com.  Nothing can possibly beat this!

So I invite others to post their favorite dating websites.

And then I found $20…